I sense that you have the potential for darkness in you, Paul.

That's why I have recruited you to be my partner in crime.

This is not an offer. It's an ultimatum.

Obey my command, or the game is over. The rings will be taking a short walk off a tall mountain.

Tell no one that you are working for the enemy. Together, we will undermine this non-traditional excuse of a 'wedding' before it even starts.